Monday, March 21, 2005

Mr. Rumsfeld's Jihad, Part IV

What Branch of the US Military Will Dispose of Iran's Nuclear Potential:

Iran Specialists Represented as America's Elite League of Intelligence Servicemen.

Sunday, March 20, 2005

Pupique and his Discontents, Part IV

Urgent News Story Carried by Major Newspapers:

Militant Islam's Conception that this Holy Alliance Engage in Long-term Jihad Against the Community Known Subjectively and Objectively as Non-Muslim.

Modern Athletes' Inner Source of Strength:

Spiritual Tendecies and Essential Religious Orientation Inherent in the Depths of the Soul.

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Pupique and His Discontents, Part III

The Future of President Bush's Social Security Proposal--

Income Complementation and Enhancement, Bureaucratically Enacted by Regulatory Governmental Services

Monday, March 07, 2005

Mr. Rumsfeld's Jihad, Part III

Syria's Perception of Lebanon--

Semi-autonomous Yet Regionally Independent Area

Syria's Perception of the Future Palestinian State--

Semi-autonomous Yet Regionally Independent Area

Iran's Peaceful Nuclear Program--

Modernization of Iran's Scientifically Sophisticated Infrastructurally-Linked Energy System

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Pupique and His Discontents, Part II

The Cause of Prince Harry's Donning a Nazi Armband--

Resulting from an Obviously Youthful and Artfully Laddish Indiscretion, Naturally Born out of Ribaldry and an Effusive Ebullience, Definitely Indicative of the Neo-contemporary Generation.

The Presence in the White House of a Male Prostitute/ Journalist is--

Critically Linked to an Ideology Notably Typified by Overt, Notoriously Erotic Related Activities.

The USA is not Controlled by Mullahs because our--

Liberal Observance of the Bill-of-rights Bans the Inclusion of Extremist Sorts.

Mr. Rumsfeld's Jihad, Part II

Restructuring of the Intelligence/ Defense Community--

The Neo-contemporary Execution of the War Fought for the Liberation of Iraq and the Establishment of a Society Ordained in Liberty Demands a Genuine Adaptation and Re-adaptation, Burying the Alteration of the Governing Executives.

Sunday, February 20, 2005

Pupique and his Discontents

What the legalization of gay marriages will do to heterosexuality--

Nihilization Of Tomorrow's Heterosexuality Induced by Nuptials Of Gays.

Who will ultimately benefit from Howard Deans ascension to the Democratic National Committee Chair--

Restive Electoral Public United in the Basic Liberal Instinct to Change America's National Scene.

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Family Feud: Jew vs. Arab

When the Talking Heads say "Cycle of Violence," whom do they blame?

Objectively, Nobody's Liable. Yes, It is Solely the Reactivity of Antagonism Emanating from the Logic of Inter-factorial Symmetry.

Errorism: Mainstream Media


Worldly Events As Portrayed Objectively by News Shows Offering the Finest, Most Accurately Stated, Scholarly Discussion of the Issues of Significance and Topics of Relevance to an Audience Captivated by These Insightfully Observant Newscasters.